Fang's Bites Grade for 24, Season 8, Hour 5, 8 p.m. – 9 p.m.

Opening sequence: Farhad calls a General loyal to him in Kamistan – B.

Sergei Bazhaev cares for his younger son, while his other son Josef wants to take him to a doctor – B.

Sergei allows Josef to take him to a country house while they think about their next move – B.

Farhad tells Sergei that he’ll get the money for the nuclear rods in five hours – B.

Sergei gives Farhad two Russian women to play with – A. That’s definitely an A!

Renee is bandaging Ziya’s hand – A.

Jack wants to call off the operation – D.

Jack calls Renee unstable – C.

Renee glares at him – A.

Jack thinks Renee is still in a dark place but Renee disagrees – A.

Jack decides not to call off the mission – A.

Jack agrees to continue – A.

Renee pouts – A. (she’s got a sexy pout).

Ziya screams in pain – C. He’s such a woman.

Renee tells him he’ll get $3 million and he stops whining for a second – B.

Loving this really, really dark Renee – A.

Chloe calls Jack and asks what happens, Jack tells her – B.

Chloe doesn’t understand how Ziya’s tracking braclet was taken off – B.

Ziya rides with Renee to go to Vladimir – A.

Dana Walsh is working on Jack’s timeline and gets a phone call from Kevin – F.

Kevin blackmails Dana and she leaves her post while getting Arlo to cover for her – F.

Not included in the grade: Michael Phlelps piss poor Subway ad – F all the way

Rob Weiss tells President Taylor that Farhad is trying to buy weapons-grade uranium from the Russians – B.

President Taylor is surprised that the uranium is in the US – D.

Ethan Kanin tells President Taylor that President Hassan is cracking down in Kamistan – C.

Renee gives Ziya some vodka for the pain – A.

Ziya tries to get into Renee’s head about Vladimir – B.

Ziya saying “Touchy, touchy” – A.

Jack wants to know what happened between Vladimir and Renee – A.

President Hassan comes in to speak to President Taylor (Weiss said it would take 10 minutes for him to reach the UN, so much for the real time aspect) – C.

President Taylor scolds President Hassan about his crackdown and human rights violations – D.

President Hassan says he has to do what he has to do – A.

President Taylor asks him to find some middle ground for peace sake – C.

President Hassan leaves – D minus

Josef is taking his brother to the country house, but then decides to take him to a medical clinic – B.

Josef losing his Russian accent – D.

Dalia and Kayla talk about President Hassan and Kayla whines – D.

Dalia wants to know if President Hassan loved Meredith Reed and he says he felt something for her – C.

President Hassan asks Dalia for help – D. (Thanks for the correction, Jinny!)

She refuses and leaves – F.

Renee and Ziya arrive at Vladimir’s place – B.

Ziya goes inside to talk to Vladimir and he gets beat up – A.

Ziya tells Vladi that Renee is with her – C.

Hugo doesn’t believe Renee – A.

Cole asks Arlo where’s Dana and he finds out she went home – F.

Kevin invites one of his friends to stay at Dana’s apartment – F.

Kevin hits Dana – F.

Kevin wants Dana to get money for him through CTU – F. This storyline has got to go. Please end it.

Ziya summons Renee to Vladi’s place – B

Chloe tells Jack that Vladimir beat her up in her previous mission and tried to rape her – C.

Renee gets patted down by Hugo – A.

Vladimir and Renee play chicken with each other – A.

Vladi ties up Renee and Ziya and puts them in a trunk and drives off. – A.

Jack tails them – A.

Jack says “DAMMIT!” – A.

Josef brings his brother to the clinic and points a gun at the doctor – B.

Jack continues to tail the Russians – A.

Hastings authorizes his CTU agents to engage the Russians when necessary – A.

Jack finds out he was following a decoy – A. 

Vladi has his men take Ziya and Renee to the water – A.

Ziya is shot dead – A.

Renee tells Vladi to pull the trigger – A.

Renee sheds a tear and tells Vladi to do the deal or pull the trigger – A.

Vladi wants to make about Renee – A.

Ziya is dumped in the river – A.

Jack tells CTU Vlaid bought Renee’s cover – A. Damn, that was intense.

Overall grade – 84, Solid B.

About Ken Fang

Ken has been covering the sports media in earnest at his own site, Fang's Bites since May 2007 and at Awful Announcing since March 2013. He provides a unique perspective having been an award-winning radio news reporter in Providence and having worked in local television. Fang celebrates the three Boston Red Sox World Championships in the 21st Century, but continues to be a long-suffering Cleveland Browns fan.

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